There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday

Before They Invented Drawing Boards, What Did They Go Back To?

I Didn't Wash Today. I Wasn't Dirty. If I'm Not Dirty, I Don't Wash. Some Weeks I Don't Have To Shower At All. I Just Groom My Three Basic Areas: Teeth, Hair, And Asshole. And To Save Time, I Use The Same Brush.

I Should Think It Takes A Fairly Low Intellect To Draw Pleasure From The Following Activity: Hitting A Ball With A Crooked Stick. And Then Walking After It! An Then ..hitting It Again!

What Do Dogs Do On Their Day Off?; Can't Lie Around – That's Their Job!

Give Now. Somewhere, Someone Feels Crappy. You Can Help.