There Will Be Water If God Wills

Ninety-five Percent Of People Who Walk The Earth Are Simply Inert. One Percent Are Saints, And One Percent Are Assholes. The Other Three Percent Are People Who Do What They Say They Can Do.

The Brain Is A Muscle That Can Move The World.

A Cowardly Leader Is The Most Dangerous Of Men.

People Want To Know Why I Do This, Why I Write Such Gross Stuff. I Like To Tell Them I Have The Heart Of A Small Boy... And I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.

Pray For Rain All You Like, But Dig A Well As You Do It.