These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible

I Like Playing On This Team. We Actually Been Doin' Real Good. Got A Different Mix Here. Most Important Thing Is You Gotta Keep Pickin' Up In Paces. That's Why We're Playing Contentious Play. We Got Top Names, Guys Can Still Hit In The Majors, Guys Been Out Of The Game Hittin' The Ball, Shockin' It. Don't Have No Old, Old Guys. Not Sayin' They Don't Get A Good Job Done. Fact Is, They've Been Vice Versa. So That's Incentive Right There. It's Been A Plus.

Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Got Control Over, 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'. And Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Don't Got Control Over, 'cause If You Don't Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'.

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.