These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

We'll Do All Right If We Can Capitalize On Our Mistakes.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got Control Over 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying. Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got No Control Over 'cause If You Got No Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying.

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.