These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Got Control Over, 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'. And Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Don't Got Control Over, 'cause If You Don't Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'.

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !

Pitching Is 80% Of The Game And The Other Half Is Hitting And Fielding.