These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.

I Was Brought Up In Florida, So There Isn't Much Difference Between Playing There And Playing Here. The Climax Are About The Same.

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.