These Jokes The World Plays, They're Not

Don't Bemoan Your Misspent Life Quite Yet. Forgive Me For Flaunting My Experience, But You Have No Conception Of What A Misspent Life Constitutes.

The Spirit Was Willing But The Flesh Was Weak.

Trees're Always A Relief, After People.

I Remain Thankful To God For All His Mercies.

I Pass Through Many Me's In The Course Of My Day, Each One Selfish With His Time. The Lying-in-bed Me And The Enjoying-the-hot-shower Me Are Particularly Selfish. The Late Me Loathes The Pair Of Them.