They Be Crazier Than We Are.

I Just Don't Believe In Helping People Who Are Going To Torture Me. Though I Don't See Any Bamboo Slivers. How Can You Possibly Torture Someone Without Bamboo Slivers?

Just What I Needed—a Necromancer With An Attitude. Oh, Wait, I Was A Necromancer With An Attitude.

Sometimes It's Not The Optimist You Need, But Another Pessimist To Walk Beside You.

You Are An Abomination Before God. Jesus Loves You Too, I Said Smiling.

If You Have A Choice Between Extra Makeup Or Extra Weapons Always Take The Weapons. Just The Fact That You're Debating Between Those Two Choices Proves That You're Going To Need The Weapons More.