They Do Say, The Smaller The Feet,

No One - Apart From My Agent, Perhaps - Should Leave One Of My Shows In Tears.

Some People Hate The Sight Of Me As Soon As They See Me On Television. They Loathe The Look Of Me, And I Accept That From The Days Of Variety. I Would Walk On And Some People Would Open A Newspaper And Think, 'he's First On, So He Can't Be Any Good.' I Accept That.

That Mick Jagger, I Feel Sorry For Him. After All These Years He Still Can't Get No Satisfaction.

They Do Say, The Smaller The Feet, The Better The Dancer.

Did You Write The Words, Or The Lyrics?