They Do Say, The Smaller The Feet,

Not Working Is Bad For You. It Is My Drug, It Gives Me A High; Most Performers Will Tell You That. And There Is Nothing Like The High That An Audience Gives You.

I Don't Do Close-ups Any More. I Am Better Looking From The Waist Downwards.

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

He Was So Good At Everything He Did. You Can't Call Ronnie Barker A Comedian. He Was An Actor, And A Great Writer.

My Biggest Regret Is That My Mother Didn't See Me Walk On To That London Palladium Stage, Being The Star She Always Wanted Me To Be. But I Always Say That When She Reached Heaven, She Had A Word With A Few Agents.