They Hate Whom They Fear.

O Friend Unseen, Unborn, Unknown, Student Of Our Sweet English Tongue, I Never Indulge In Poetics - Unless I Am Down With Rheumatics.

To Open His Lips Is Crime In A Plain Citizen.

A Sure Friend Is Known In Unsure Circumstances.

I Never Indulge In Rhyme Or Stanza Unless I'm In Bed With The Influenza.

A True Friend Is Tested In Adversity.