They Have Gun Control In Cuba. They

Fathers Are Men Who Give Daughters Away To Other Men Who Aren't Nearly Good Enough...so They Can Have Grandchildren Who Are Smarter Than Anybody's.

Mr. President, I Love You, But You're Wrong. (to Richard Nixon, On The Vietnam War)

Oh, Things Always Get Better. Tomorrow Will Always Be Better. Just Think About It . . . Is There Any Time In History In Which You'd Rather Live Than Now?

You Can Always Tell When You Are On The Road To Success; It's Uphill All The Way.

But, As All Scientists Know, There Is A Time Lag Of 12 To 18 Months Between The Time A Manuscript Is Submitted And The Time It Is Published In A Scientific Journal.