They Say The Movies Should Be More

I Think That Carrying On A Life That Is Meant To Be Private In Public Is A Breach Of Taste, Common Sense, And Mental Hygiene.

Some Perfect Wife I Am. I've Been Married Four Times, Divorced Four Times, Have No Children, And Can't Boil An Egg.

Most Of The Sex I've Seen On The Screen Looks Like An Expression Of Hostility Towards Sex.

I Was A Homely Kid With Freckles That Came Out Every Spring And Stuck On Me Till Christmas.

Life Is Not About Having And Getting. It's About Being And Becoming.