They Sell Pot Named After Me In

The Nights I Don't Sleep It's Because There's A Higher Calling Telling Me To Stand Guard.

I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits Anymore Because My Chest And My Biceps Are Too Big.

I Think The Honesty Not Only Shines Through In My Work, But Also My Personal Life. And I Get In Trouble For Being Honest. I'm Extremely Old-fashioned. I'm A Nobleman. I'm Chivalrous.

I Knew If I Got Loaded I Was Going Away For A While. People Would Say, Oh, You're Just Sober Because You're On Probation.

I Saw 28 Days. I Don't Remember Rehab Being Like A Day Camp Or Being That Funny. Rehab Is A Dumping Ground. It's A Big Landfill.