They Should Call Fishing What It Really

I Always Try To Just Be Honest ... As Opposed To Artifice Or Manipulation.

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.

The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.

I Went Into A Clothing Store, And The Lady Asked Me What Size I Was. I Said, 'actual'. I'm Not To Scale.