Things Have No Power That Humans Don't

Don't Stick Your Nose Where Someone Can Pull It Off And Eat It.

Just Because It's Not Nice Doesn't Mean It's Not Miraculous.

They Were Small, Brightly Coloured, Happy Little Creatures Who Secreted Some Of The Nastiest Toxins In The World, Which Is Why The Job Of Looking After The Large Vivarium Where They Happily Passed Their Days Was Given To First-year Students, On The Basis That If They Got Things Wrong There Wouldn't Be Too Much Education Wasted.

As We All Know, The Discworld Is A Flat Planet - Like A Geological Pizza, But Without The Anchovies.

Everything Happens For A Reason, Except Possibly Football. (in Thief Of Time)