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Birthdays Are A Reward For Having Shown Up 365 Days In A Row. It's Like Getting A Badge For Attendance.

If Anger Were Mileage, I'd Be A Very Frequent Flyer, Right Up There In First Class.

While I Do Not Believe The Earth Loaned To Us By Our Ancestors Should Be Plagued By Chemical Horrors And Thereby Corrupted For Future Generations, Neither Do I Believe I Should Have To Face Anything That Has More Eyes Than I Have During Dinner. It Was My Rule When I Was Dating And, Heck, It's Still My Rule Now.

I Personally Translated The Word 'vendetta' As Italian For 'what Do You Mean, "you Want To See Other Women"?

How About "diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friends"? Nope. It Should Be Switched Around And Pointed Out, Instead, That Your Best Friends Are Diamonds.