Thirty Millions, Mostly Fools.

Clever Men Are Good, But They Are Not The Best.

A True Delineation Of The Smallest Man Is Capable Of Interesting The Greatest Man.

It Were A Real Increase Of Human Happiness, Could All Young Men From The Age Of Nineteen Be Covered Under Barrels, Or Rendered Otherwise Invisible; And There Left To Follow Their Lawful Studies And Callings, Till They Emerged, Sadder And Wiser, At The Age Of Twenty-five.

The First Duty Of Man Is That Of Subduing Fear.

Experience Takes Dreadfully High School-wages, But He Teaches Like No Other.