This Alpha Dog Is Not Going To

In My Day, I, Being The First Supermodel, I Hawked Everything.

Self-help Books Are For The Birds. Self-help Groups Are Where It's At.

The Industry Has Died As Far As Modeling Has Gone, And I'll Tell You Why. Magazines Are Featuring The Halle Berrys And Sarah Jessica Parkers, All The Actresses. Makeup Companies Are Featuring All The Celebrities. All The Models Have Died.

I'm Addicted To Cosmetic Surgery!

But You See, That's The Gilded Prison Of Fashion. We're Riding In Private Jets, And Meantime I Was So Incredibly, Painfully Sad And Lonely.