This Dress Exacerbates The Genetic Betrayal That

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

When Communist U.s.s.r. Was A Superpower, The World Was Better Off. The Right-wing Media Is Trying To Marginalize The Peace Movement.

This World Is Bullshit. And Just Because I Appear In Music Video Wherein I Am In My Underwear, And Make Young Women Feel Not Good Enough So That They Become Anorxeic; And Okay, Maybe Because Of That I Became Popular More Quickly Than Other Singers Who Are, I Don't Know, Maybe More Talented Or Better Songwriters. That Doesn't Matter Because, And... Um... My Boyfriend Is A Magician, And He Can Pull A Quarter Out Of Your Ear And Say Things Like 'we Have Not Met Before Have We?' Go With Yourself.

Not That I Was Ever An Asshole But I Used To Be Much More Of A Bulldozer.

I Can't Wait For The Next Fad Though, And I Predict It's Going To Be Pennsylvania Dutch Culture, Very Amish. It's Going To Be Bonnets And Butter Churns.