This Guy Makes Coffee Nervous.

I Once Asked Him What Came At The End Of The Sentence... And He Said "parole".

You'd Have A Good Voice, If It Ever Came Out Of Your Throat

When's The Last Time You Went Into A Barber Shop And Saw Everyone There Unconsious?

I'm A Legend In This Sport. If You Don't Believe Me, Ask Me

You Know They Say Money Can't Buy Happiness. Give Me 50 Bucks And Watch Me Smile