This Guy Makes Coffee Nervous.

What Are You Doing, Looking At Me With One Eye And Chasing A Fly With The Other?

Oh, I Knew He Was Gonna Do That. I Just Knew He Was Gonna Do That. He Don't Need Jannetty. I Told You That Off And On.

There's Only Two Kinds Of Music I Don't Like....country And Western.

I Once Asked Him What Came At The End Of The Sentence... And He Said "parole".

You're 83? Really? You Don't Look It. I Would've Guessed 81 Or 82.