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This Is Like A Cookie, It Tastes Like A Cookie Having Sex With A Doughnut.
-Daniel Handler
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This Is Like A Cookie, It Tastes
Daniel Handler
This Is Like A Cookie, It Tastes Like A Cookie Having Sex With A Doughnut.
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