This Is No Time To Act Like

I'm Nobody's Fool, Least Of All Yours.

Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored. I Feel I Have Lived Long Enough. I Am Leaving You With Your Worries In This Sweet Cesspool. Good Luck.

This Is No Time To Act Like A Gentleman. I Am A Cad And Shall React Like One.

I Am A Reformed Catholic. I'm A Buddhist In Other Words.

I Am Annoyed By Individuals Who Are Embarrassed By Pauses In A Conversation. To Me, Every Conversational Pause Refreshes.