This Is Not A Time To Quail,

So I'm Definitely In Favour Of Stimulating The Dynamic Wealth Creation Sectors Of The Economy.

I Think It'd Be Disgraceful If A Chap Wasn't Allowed To Have A Bit Of Fun In Las Vegas. The Real Scandal Would Be If You Went To Vegas And You Didn't Misbehave In Some Trivial Way.

I Don't Believe That Economic Equality Is Possible; Indeed Some Measure Of Inequality Is Essential For The Spirit Of Envy And Keeping Up With The Joneses That Is, Like Greed, A Valuable Spur To Economic Activity.

I Think The Risks That People See Of Terrorism Are Incredibly Important But We Are Very Confident We Have Got The Right People On It And The Risks Have Been Minimised.

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.