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Clinton Said He Feels Safe In Harlem. It's The Only Place In The State Hillary Is Scared To Look For Him After Dark.

Lot Of People Wondering If John Kerry Supports Gay Marriages. Here's A Hint ... He Gets $1,000 Haircuts.

There Has Been No Electricity In Baghdad For A Week And The People Are Angry. You Would Be Angry Too If You Couldn't Watch Your Brand New Stolen Tv.

It's Weird Watching President Bush Struggle With Excuses For Why We Went To War. As He Struggles, It Reminds Us All What A Terrific Liar Bill Clinton Really Was.

Our Top Story, In 'threat Matrix Reloaded' News ... Attorney General John Ashcroft And Fbi Director Robert Muller Held A Press Conference Today To Announce That Al Qaeda Is Planning Attacks Somewhere Inside The United States At Sometime In The Future. So Go About Your Normal Lives, But With A Vague Sense Of Foreboding.