This Is The Moment When I Should

You Reduce Illegal Immigration By Making It Harder To Get Jobs Here, Or Easier To Get Jobs South Of The Border. This Idea That We Can't Pass An Immigration Law Until We Hit Some Imaginary Security Target Is Just A Way To Derail Reform.

In College, The Guys Aren't Worrying About Whether They'll Be Able To Pursue Their Career Dreams And Still Have Kids.

The Whole Student Loan Thing Drives Me Completely Nuts. If It Wasn't Possible For 18-year-olds To Sign Themselves Up For Tens Of Thousands Of Dollars In Debt In Order To Pay Their College Bills, The State Governments Wouldn't Have Found It So Politically Easy To Cut Taxpayer Support For Public Colleges And Universities.

This Is America, And We Don't Restrict Our Battles Over People's Sex Lives To 11 Months A Year

I Kind Of Think That If You Show Conspiracy Theorists A Photo Of The Dead Bin Laden They Will Come Up With An Explanation For Why It's Really A Photoshoped Picture Of Bin Laden Asleep. Or His Dead Cousin Fred. Donald Trump Apparently Believes That Bin Laden Is Dead, So That Ought To Be Enough For The Middle East.