This Is What Christians Consider Themselves: Perfected

They've Hit Us And We've Got To Hit Back Hard, And I'm Not Just Talking About The Terrorists.

Liberals Can't Just Come Out And Say, They Want To Take More Of Our Money, Kill Babies, And Discriminate On The Basis Of Race.

I'm A Christian First, And A Mean-spirited, Bigoted Conservative Second, And Don't You Ever Forget It. You Know Who Else Was Kind Of "divisive" In Terms Of Challenging The Status Quo And The Powers-that-be Of His Day? Jesus Christ.

Women Like Pamela Harriman And Patricia Duff Are Basically Anna Nicole Smith From The Waist Down. Let's Just Call It For What It Is. They're Whores.

If Only Al Sharpton Were Around, Lincoln Would Have Known He Was A Victim Of Racism.