This May Be The Age Of Automation,

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.