This Morning I Shot Six Holes In

Where's The Church, Who Took The Steeple, Religion's In The Hands Of Some Crazy Ass People, Television Preachers With Bad Hair And Dimples, The God's Honest Truth Is, It's Not That Simple

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.

If There’s A Heaven For Me, I’m Sure It Has A Beach Attached.

I've Got A Caribbean Soul I Can Barely Control, And Some Texas Hidden Here In My Heart!

I Just Want To Live Happily Ever After, Every Now And Then.