This Position I've Held ... It Pays

How Can Anybody Say They Know How I Feel? The Only One Around Here Who Is Me, Is Me.

I've Been Dreaming Of A Time When The English Are Sick To Death Of Labour And Tories And Spit Upon The Name Oliver Cromwell And Denounce This Royal Line That Still Salutes Him And Will Salute Him Forever.

Although I Don't Have Anything Against People From Other Countries, The Higher The Influx Into England The More The British Identity Disappears.

Unfortunately, I Am Not Homosexual... In Technical Fact, I Am Humasexual. I Am Attracted To Humans. But, Of Course, Not Many.

And Though I Walk Home Alone, My Faith In Love Is Still Devout.