This Position I've Held ... It Pays

We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful.

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.

Artists Aren't Really People. And I'm Actually 40 Per Cent Papier Mache.

There Are More Than Enough To Fight And Oppose; Why Waste Good Time Fighting The People You Like?

I'm Just Happy Being Dumpy. Dumpy, Fat And Middle-aged.