This Toast Feels Raw. Is It Safe

I Suppose I'll Have To Add The Force Of Gravity To My List Of Enemies.

Miracles Are Like Meatballs, Because Nobody Can Exactly Agree On What They Are Made Of, Where They Come From, Or How Often They Should Appear.

The Moral Of Snow White Is Never Eat Apples.

The Real Santa Claus Is At The Mall.

Appearance Matters A Great Deal Because You Can Often Tell A Lot About People By Looking At How They Present Themselves.