Those Who Can't Do, Teach!

Interestingly, According To Modern Astronomers, Space Is Finite. This Is A Very Comforting Thought-particularly For People Who Can Never Remember Where They Have Left Things.

My Wife Is Immature. Whenever I Take A Bath, She Sinks My Boats.

Should I Marry W.? Not If She Won't Tell Me The Other Letters In Her Name.

New York Is My Home And I Have A Particular Fondness For It. I Think It's A Place Where You Can Generate Any Kind Of Story Wonderfully. But I Also Would Be Very Happy To Make A Film In Paris Or Rome.

When A Doctor Makes A Mistake, It's Best To Bury The Subject.