Those Who Can't Do, Teach!

It Has Become Harder And Harder In The United States To Make Films Unhampered By Outside Influences. I've Always Been Able To Steer Clear Of That And Keep The Business People Out Of My Hair Completely.

If You Want To Make God Laugh, Tell Him About Your Plans.

If There Is Reincarnation, I'd Like To Come Back As Warren Beatty's Fingertips.

God Is Either Cruel Or Incompetent.

Manute Bol Is So Skinny They Save Money On Road Trips. They Just Fax Him From City To City.