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If You Torture Statistics Long Enough, They'll Eventually Confess The Truth

I Look Forward To The Day When I Can Be Republican Again. I'm An Alan Simpson Republican.

We Have Two Political Parties In This Country, The Stupid Party And The Evil Party. I Belong To The Stupid Party.

Every Time One Of Us Starts Talking About More Effective Immigration Controls, Somebody Else Throws Up The Statue Of Liberty, How We're A Nation Of Immigrants And All Of That. The Debate Takes On Tinges Of Racism, Emotion.

It Doesn't Matter Is You Call It 'obama-care' Or 'elvis Presley Care' Or 'i-don't-care Care.' It Cannot Sustain Itself In Its Present Form.