Though I Never Scruple A Lie To

Easy Writing's Curst Hard Reading.

A Man May Surely Be Allowed To Take A Glass Of Wine By His Own Fireside.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

I Would By No Means Wish A Daughter Of Mine To Be A Progeny Of Learning.

Fame, The Sovereign Deity Of Proud Ambition.