Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

A Good Stand-up, You Lead The Audience. You Don't Kowtow To The Audience. Sometimes The Audience Is Wrong. I Always Think The Audience Is Wrong.

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.