Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

A Good Stand-up, You Lead The Audience. You Don't Kowtow To The Audience. Sometimes The Audience Is Wrong. I Always Think The Audience Is Wrong.

I'll Never Forget My Grandmother's Last Words. She Said 'what Are You Doing?'

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

'baskets' Isn't A Cbs Show. Nothing Against That, But This Is An Off-kilter Show On Cable That The Channel Lets You Do Interesting Things. Look, If It Works, It Works. And If It Doesn't, It's Just A Miniseries.

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.