Time Is The Speed At Which The

Truth Is Singular. Its 'versions' Are Mistruths.

Over 85% Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.

An Idler And A Sluggard Are As Different As A Gourmand And A Glutton.

I've Become A Less Brave Traveller Since I Became A Dad, But In The Past I Was More Foolhardy Than Brave.

Faith, The Least Exclusive Club On Earth, Has The Craftiest Doorman. Every Time I've Stepped Through Its Wide-open Doorway, I Find Myself Stepping Out On The Street Again.