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Walter Matthau Made All The Big Money And He Was Wonderful As Oscar Madison On The Stage. You Couldn't Beat Him. I Know Because I Replaced Him On Broadway. He Was Just Delightful.

Now I Have The Voice Of A 16-year-old. I'm Looking For A Doctor Who Could Give Me The Body Of A 16-year-old.

Fred Silverman, The Head Of Abc, He Offered Me A Lot Of Comedy Series But I Told Him I'd Already Been The Best Comedy Series Around, "the Odd Couple," And So When He Saw That I Did Quincy He Called My Agent And Said, Jack Turns Me Down? All My Good Series And He Ends Up Playing An Undertaker." And This Was The Head Of Abc Series.

We Treat Old People So Badly. There Is Nothing Easy About 80.

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