To A Southerner It Is Faux Pas,

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.

To A Southerner It Is Faux Pas, Not Sins, That Matter In This World.

Never Look On The Bright Side. The Glare Is Blinding.

Americans Are So Emotionally Fragile That Soon We Will Have To Be Carried Around In Plastic Bubbles And Fed With An Eye-dropper.

He Travels Fastest Who Travels Alone, And That Goes Double For She. Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood.