To A Southerner It Is Faux Pas,

It Takes Only One Child To Raze A Village.

The Apologizer Bunny Keeps Going And Going And Going.

Resistance To Team Play Seemed To Pour Like Wet Cement Through My Bones, Displacing Supple Marrow, Until I Was Ballasted With My Own Contempt.

For Men Who Want To Flee Family Man America And Never Come Back, There Is A Guaranteed Solution: Homosexuality Is The New French Foreign Legion.

Writers Who Have Nothing To Say Always Strain For Metaphors To Say It In.