To Avoid Eye Contact, Kiss.

If Your Nose Is Up In The Air, You Cannot See Where You Are Going.

Language Cannot Say Everything, Fortunately.

The Irrational May Be Attractive In The Abstract, But Not In Cab Drives, Dinner Guests, Or Elderly Relatives.

Universal Truths Have Become An Embarrassment, But They Won't Quite Go Away.

I Feel Disappointed, But I Don't Remember Just What I Expected.