To Be A Man, A Boy Must

If Only Ed Fleming Had A Mother Who Gave Such Sound Advice. The Manager Of Wazoo's, A Downtown Denver Restaurant, Fleming Is A Csu Alum Who Has Been Darned Giddy About The Rams' Recent Success. So Giddy That He Donned A Necklace Made Of Pez Candies, A Red Blazer - And Nothing Else. A Few People Gaped (some Actually Set Aside Their Beers), But Most Ignored Fleming As He Strutted Like A Red-blazered Rooster, Demanding That All Hail The Mighty Naked Beer King.

It Takes Just As Many Men To Build A Sturdy Man, Son, As It Does To Build A Tower. You Will Look Back On This Time And Remember Remarkably Little Of It, Excpt The Extent To Which I Tried Or Did Not Try.

Beer Is Amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A Beverage, But Also A Meal.

Baseball, Boxing, Handball - Sooner Or Later Every Game Gets Compared To Narrative, But Only In Football Are The Plays Perfectly Linear, Drawn Up With Letters, And Only In Football Is The Field Itself Lined Like A Sheet Of Notebook Paper.

The Greatest Players Use Anger As Fuel. Michael Jordan Played Every Night With Something Like Road Rage.