To Be Seventy Years Young Is Sometimes

Why Can't Somebody Give Us A List Of Things That Everybody Thinks And Nobody Says, And Another List Of Things That Everybody Says And Nobody Thinks?

A Pun Does Not Commonly Justify A Blow In Return. But If A Blow Were Given For Such Cause, And Death Ensued, The Jury Would Be Judges Both Of The Facts And Of The Pun, And Might, If The Latter Were Of An Aggravated Character, Return A Verdict Of Justifiable Homicide.

I Hate Facts. I Always Say The Chief End Of Man Is To Form General Propositions - Adding That No General Proposition Is Worth A Damn.

I Think That, As Life Is Action And Passion, It Is Required Of A Man That He Should Share The Passion And Action Of His Time At Peril Of Being Judged Not To Have Lived.

Love Prefers Twilight To Daylight.