To Carry Care To Bed Is To

Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

Punctuality Is The Soul Of Business.

Wishes, Like Castles In The Air, Are Inexpensive And Not Taxable.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others.

Wise Men, Like Wine, Are Best When Old; Pretty Women, Like Bread, Are Best When Young.