To Enjoy Being Famous, You Need To

I Didn't Even Know How To Talk To People, I Didn't Know How To Talk To The Press. I Was Just A Jester. And I Still Feel That Way. But, I Mean, What Haven't I Learned? Everything That I Know Is New Information Because I Was Starting With Nothing.

I Am A Karaoke Purist And I Don't Like That. I Don't Think It's Enough For You To Just Be There With Your Friends Singing. I Think You Need To Be In Front Of A Crowd Of Hostile Strangers For It To Truly Count.

For Me, Writing Essays, Prose And Fiction Is A Great Way To Be Self-indulgent.

I Had The Experience Last Year Of Directing My First Feature While I Had A 1-year-old Son And While I Was Also Pregnant, So I Am Now Well Aware Of The Difficulties Women Who Are Rearing Children Face When They're Also Trying To Make Headway In Mainstream Of Film.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.