To Get A Better Piece Of Chicken,

You Don't Have To Talk To Me About Pensions. I Won't Be Around Long Enough To Collect One.

I Had It All And Blew It.

The Best Hitter I Ever Saw Was Ted Williams.

Of Course, I Didn't Tell You About All The Times I Said I Was Going To Hit One And It Didn't Happen.

The Thing I Really Liked About Mickey Was The Way He Treated Everyone The Same.