To Get A Traveling Salesman Drunk Is

Even Beauty Cannot Always Palliate Eccentricity.

Glory Is A Poison, Good To Be Taken In Small Doses.

Art's Greatest Efforts Are Invariably A Timid Counterfeit Of Nature.

In Paris, When Certain People See You Ready To Set Your Foot In The Stirrup, Some Pull Your Coat-tails, Others Loosen The Buckle Of The Strap That You May Fall And Crack Your Skull; One Wrenches Off Your Horse's Shoes, Another Steals Your Whip, And The Least Treacherous Of Them All Is The Man Whom You See Coming To Fire His Pistol At You Point Blank.

Gratitude Is A Fool's Word; We Find It In The Dictionary, But It Is Not In The Heart Of Man.