The Suitable Is The Last Thing We

Happiness Is A Hardy Annual.

First, I Was An Idealist (that Was Early - Fools Are Born, Not Made, You Know); Next I Was A Realist; Now I Am A Pessimist, And, By Jove! If Things Get Much Worse I'll Become A Humorist.

Theories Have Nothing To Do With Life.

O God, Let Me Write Books! Please, God, Let Me Write Books!

... Though Not Invariably The Worst Choice, War Is Always An Obscene Horror.