To Know Nothing Is The Happiest Life.

The Highest Form Of Bliss Is Living With A Certain Degree Of Folly

Frugality Is A Handsome Income.

Amongst The Learned The Lawyers Claim First Place, The Most Self-satisfied Class Of People, As They Roll Their Rock Of Sisyphus And String Together Six Hundred Laws In The Same Breath, No Matter Whether Relevant Or Not, Piling Up Opinion On Opinion And Gloss On Gloss To Make Their Profession Seem The Most Difficult Of All. Anything Which Causes Trouble Has Special Merit In Their Eyes.

The Majority Of The Common People Loathe War And Pray For Peace; Only A Handful Of Individuals, Whose Evil Joys Depend On General Misery, Desire War.

God Has Administered To Us Of The Present Age, A Bitter Draught And A Harsh Physician, On Account Of Our Abounding Infirmities.