To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy

Women Are More Difficult To Handle Than Men. It's Their Minds.

I Feel Ghostly Unreal Until I Become Somebody Else Again On The Screen.

I Writhe When I See Myself On The Screen. I'm Such A Dreadfully Clumsy Hulking Image. I Say To Myself, "why Doesn't He Get Off? Why Doesn't He Get Off?" I Mean, I Look Like Such An Idiot. Some Fat Awkward Thing Dredged Up From Some Third-rate Drama Company. I Must Stop Thinking About It, Otherwise I Shan't Be Able To Go On Working.

Is There Anybody Hiding There In The Dark?

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.