To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy

Some Forms Of Reality Are So Horrible We Refuse To Face Them, Unless We Are Trapped Into It By Comedy. To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

When You Have Been Killed As Many Times As I Have, You Get Used To It.

You'll Catch Your Death Of Cold. Clouseau: Yes, Yes I Probably Will But . . . Its All Part Of Life's Rich Pageantry, You Kneau.

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.