To Laughter! The Bright Coinage Of The

Enthusiasms, Like Stimulants, Are Often Affected By People With Small Mental Ballast

The Difference Between A Saint And A Hypocrite Is That One Lies For His Religion, The Other By It.

The Drama Of Life Begins With A Wail And Ends With A Sigh.

When A Woman Is Very, Very Bad, She Is Awful, But When A Man Is Correspondingly Good, He Is Weird.

Satiety Is A Mongrel That Barks At The Heels Of Plenty.