To Lose Your Prejudices You Must Travel.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

There Is A Gigantic Difference Between Earning A Great Deal Of Money And Being Rich.

Every Human Being Is In Need Of Talking To Somebody. In This Country Nobody Has Time. It Seems That Talking To A Friend Has Gone Out Of Style. Now You Have To Pay Money To Go To An Analyst.

Without Tenderness, A Man Is Uninteresting.

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.