To Me, Comedy Is A Great Occupation

I Really Feel Like It's A Travesty To Make A Child Famous. I Really Do.

I Read The Things That Scientists Have Figured Out, And Apply What They Say Is Beneficial, But At The End Of The Day I'm The Wrong Person To Get Unchallenged Nutritional Advice From.

I Don't Really Like Actors. Actors Are Like Terrible Comedians With No Punch Lines. It's All About Them. They Talk About Themselves All The Time. They Bore The Sh - T Out Of You.

Maybe We Can Combine 2 Things That Everybody Loves. Helping Out The Poor And Blow Jobs.

Faith Itself Is A Horrible Mechanism That Stunts The Growth Of Ideas. It Also Stunts The Act Of Questioning, And It Does This By Pushing The Idea That You Have To Have Faith - And That Nothing Has To Be Proven.