To Me, Friendship Means Loving Tolerance.

I'm An Actor, A Husband, A Father Of Two, And A Full-time Avenger.

I'm Not Used To Feeling Like I Belong Where I Am.

I Don't Drink These Days. I Am Allergic To Alcohol And Narcotics. I Break Out In Handcuffs.

Im Thinking Of Buying A Monkey. Then I Think, Why Stop At One? I Don't Like Being Limited In That Way. Therefore, I'm Considering A Platton Of Monkeys, So That People Will Look At Me And See How Mellow And Well-adjusted I Am Compared To These Monkeys Throwing Feces Around.

I Need A Lot Of Support... Life Is Really Hard, And I Don't See Some Active Benevolent Force Out There. I See It As Basically A Really Cool Survival Game. You Get On The Right Side Of The Tracks, And You Now Are Actually Working With What Some People Would Call Magic.