To Moscow, To Moscow, To Moscow!

I Observed That After Marriage People Cease To Be Curious.

Never Bring A Cannon On Stage In Act I Unless You Intend To Fire It By The Last Act.

You Ask Me What Life Is. That's Like Asking What A Carrot Is. A Carrot Is A Carrot, And There's Nothing More To Know.

Lying Is The Same As Alcoholism. Liars Prevaricate Even On Their Deathbeds.

It Is Easy To Be A Philosopher In Academia, But It Is Very Difficult To Be A Philosopher In Life.