To Most Christians, The Bible Is Like

I Love The Tea Party. They Are The Ultimate Beer Goggles. They Make Everything Look Better.

The Country Has Become Much More Conservative, Partly Because It's Been Taken Over By The Religious Right.

When We Make Mistakes They Call It Evil

In Fact, Because People Are Religious, They Think They Can Do Bad Things.

Trying To Get Today's Republicans To Accept Basic Facts Is Like Trying To Get Your Dog To Take A Pill. You Have To Feed Them The Truth Wrapped In A Piece Of Baloney, Hold Their Snouts Shut And Stroke Their Throats. And Even Then, Just When You Think They've Swallowed It, They Spit It Out On The Linoleum.